Fred Scheel

The Adman Cometh

 

For those who found your article of interest, I would like to recommend a paperback I have recently written, How to Perform Open Heart Surgery in Your Own Home and Save. Why go to a high-priced surgeon? Just buy a copy of Gray's Anatomy, a doctor's kit, a fifth of Scotch (cheaper than an anesthesiologist), and go to work yourself. I guarantee a survival rate equal to that of the small businesses that follow your article's advice on do-it-yourself advertising.