"Praise the Lord. There's a businessperson out there right now. I can feel it. You're in a financial crunch. You can't make your payroll. You think you can't find capital. What you need, my friend, isn't capital. What you need is faith. What do you have to do to find faith? You need to make a donation. Not a $3 or $10 donation. You're a small-business person. What you need to do is make a $5,000 donation. Right now, tonight. Do it now, and riches shall be yours. Do it now, and I and the Lord will see to it that you make your payroll."

-- A late-night television evangelistdoing a little target marketing