"Hi, this is Jerry. How ya doing? Hey, thanks for calling. Uh. I'll be in on Tuesday, starting at about 10 or so, hanging out for the day. I won't be in on Wednesday. I'll be in Thursday some of the time. And I won't be in on Friday. And then Saturday and Sunday I will be at the Ben and Jerry's One World, One Heart Festival, at Sugarbush, Vermont. . . . Free! Incredible. Five-dollar parking charge. Carpool. Bring all your friends. Come say hi. I'll be there. I can't wait. If you need to speak to a person, . . . hit zero. Otherwise, you can leave me a message. Hope everything's good. See you. Bye."

-- Outgoing message of Jerry Greenfield of Ben & Jerry's Homemade

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