The Dumbest Products of the Decade

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Absurd Burgers

Burgers served between two donuts, burgers topped with foie gras that cost $175 dollars, burgers topped with mozzarella sticks, and Hardees' hideous 1,320-calorie 860-grams-of-fat Monster Thickburger. Enough. America's greatest contribution to food should be made the In-N-Out way. Cheap, unadorned, reasonably sized, and not designed to give the eater an instantaneous coronary.