The 10 Dumbest CEO Remarks of All Time
Dennis Kozlowski: "All the information the prosecutors got was directly off the books and records of the company." (2007)
Kozlowski had his company Tyco reportedly pay for a $30 million apartment, replete with $15,000 "dog umbrella stands" and a birthday Toga Party for his wife that included a ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David that peed expensive Vodka. He was eventually convicted receiving almost $100 million in unauthorized bonuses and perks.