The 10 Dumbest CEO Remarks of All Time

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Dennis Kozlowski: "All the information the prosecutors got was directly off the books and records of the company." (2007)

Kozlowski had his company Tyco reportedly pay for a $30 million apartment, replete with $15,000 "dog umbrella stands" and a birthday Toga Party for his wife that included a ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David that peed expensive Vodka.  He was eventually convicted receiving almost $100 million in unauthorized bonuses and perks.