The 10 Dumbest CEO Remarks of All Time
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Al Dunlap: "You're not in business to be liked. Neither are I. We're here to succeed.  If you want a friend, get a dog." (1997)

Tough talking "Chainsaw Al" left a string of enemies in his wake, which provided plenty of willing witnesses in a SEC lawsuit.  Dunlap is now banned from serving as an officer or director of any public company.