The Worst Company Names of All Time

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"There's almost no point in even trying to understand where they're going with this," says Eli Altman, a brand strategist at A Hundred Monkeys, a naming firm in Mill Valley, Calif. "OK, so they do transportation in the air -- I get it. To just say exactly what you do, and say it in the most boring way possible, doesn't really help anyone involved."