Have you ever noticed that IT guys are grumpy? Partly I think that's because they never get calls like this:

"Hey Scott, just called to say everythings working ok today and you're a great guy!"

The calls are typically more like this:

"Hey Scott, Have you ever noticed that your spam filter pretty much only filters out our sales leads? But luckily it does let all the Viagra ads through which is good because it gives us something to think about while we're not selling anything