Meanwhile, cracked versions of Microsoft Office, including those that deal with the hideous new
.docx format are apparently available along with all your favorite movies on Piratebay.org. According to one anonymous source, the viruses and identity theftware prevalent on Piratebay can be avoided by
paying attention to user comments of anonymous downloaders who've tested all this booty.
Let the thieves beware. Surely Microsoft must be watching, right?