News this week that The Onion sold a controlling stake to Spanish-language media company Univison got some satire fans in the business world sharing their favorite Onion headlines.

In honor of the sale, Inc. rounded up our 10 favorite Onion posts that nail the worst (and funniest) things about business:

  1. Going-Out-Of Business Sign Thanks Neighborhood for 3 Months of No Support Whatsoever
  2. Heartless Monster Walks Out of Local Small Business Without Buying Anything
  3. Small Business Still Manages to Mistreat Workers Like Large Corporate Chain
  4. Well, I Guess I'll Just Take My Business to Another Soulless Multinational Corporation
  5. 'Everything's $10,000' Chain Goes Out of Business
  6. Manager Achieves Full Mastery of Pointless Managerial Jargon
  7. Executive on Hot Streak With 2 Straight Logical Decisions
  8. Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can't Be Good
  9. HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related
  10. Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back