It's always great to learn and look for ways to improve ourselves. It's just as important to enjoy the moment, have a laugh, and be a human being (versus a human doing).

So we thought midsummer was a good time to keep it light.

Baseball is not only the great American pastime, but it is also the source of some great humor.

These one-liners from baseball icon Yogi Berra will tickle your funny bone and also baffle your brain!

  • "You can't think and hit at the same time."
  • "You can observe a lot just by watching."
  • "Toots Shore's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore."
  • "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
  • "Ninety percent of this game is half-mental."
  • When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: "I would try to find the person that lost it, and if he was poor I'd give it back."
  • "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
  • "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
  • "You better cut that pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
  • "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
  • "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

Enjoy the summer. Enjoy the moment!

Published on: Jul 11, 2018
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