<em>The Onion</em>'s Best Business HeadlinesShapeBy Inc. staff"Elf Finger Found in Box of Keebler Cookies""Kline Not Sure He Fits In at Oppendahl, Oppendahl, Kline & Oppendahl""CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced to Mexican Groundskeeper""Halliburton Given Contract to Rebuild Cheney"May 1, 2006
"Elf Finger Found in Box of Keebler Cookies""Kline Not Sure He Fits In at Oppendahl, Oppendahl, Kline & Oppendahl""CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced to Mexican Groundskeeper""Halliburton Given Contract to Rebuild Cheney"May 1, 2006