It's pretty funny how much people can learn from a couple of simple grass-chewing animals. Two rabbits constantly remind entrepreneurs about the secrets of concentration, two cows were able to teach young know-it-alls the essence of political philosophy. Why not try the same method for a thorough study of digital marketing and its main components?
Long story short, you have two cats.
#1. Search Engine Optimization
You have two cats. You create a website about them and choose their biography as a landing page. Then you add their photo there for a better effect and create a link with an anchor "cute cats", "soft kitties" and "pussies purr".
Your website goes down because of the last link due to the Google Penguin and Google Panda filters (supposedly, they are simply jealous because your cats get more popular than they do). You curse damned black and white animals and create a whole set of new links to clean up your reputation.
In a year, when your cats have kittens, there are already plenty of clients fighting for the right to buy them.
#2. Content Marketing
You have two cats. You hire George R. R. Martin to write a novel about them. Then you send the first chapter to the most popular blog on animal rights, to the blog of cat lovers community and to the blog of fantasy fans.
The guest post attracts the readers to your website. You post chapter by chapter daily. In the last chapter of the novel, one of the cats dies in a pretty horrible way.
You get enormous donations and sincere consolations, George Martin thrives on hatred of one several thousand more people.
Oh, and you also have to hide the cat, killed in the novel, to increase the dramatic effect and spread
#3. Influencer Marketing
You have two cats and you don't have any food for them. You reach top ten cat food producers and send them video of your cats begging for food. Nine of them ignore you, one of them replies that the video is fake.
You get to the last company with two cats in the bag, demand a meeting with the CEO and when you get to meet him (or, at least, to talk directly to his assistant), you put both cats on his table.
It is beyond human capabilities to say "no" to cats. CEO of the cat food company pats your cats, calls his PR-people and marketers, and they build up a special marketing and advertising campaign for their company with your cats in the middle of it.
Your cats earn their food till the end of 21-st century.
#4. Social Media Marketing
You have two cats. You create a cute video of them and post it on
Your cats go viral.
#5. E-mail Direct Marketing
You have two cats. You send their descriptions and photos to the potential clients every month, desperately hoping that at least someone won't add you to spam and eventually will be impressed by the incredible stories about your pets (which you create out of pure despair), enough to relieve you of your responsibilities as an owner.
If you get lucky, at the end of the campaign you don't have any cats, but you've got some money.
Of course, there are much more things one could do with two cats in the conditions of digital marketing, but the five of them, listed above, are definitely the most common and profitable ones.