How well received were those Spider-Man logos on the playing field? This little ditty gives you a small hint.

Let's all sing an updated version of the classic 1967 theme song.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Alienated the average fan (subscription required) Corny gimmick they tried to wield But they desecrated the playing field He's Out! Fans don't need Spider-man!

Was it dumb? You're darn right! Let's just keep the bases white. But if kids miss the ads won't that be a shame? Heaven forbid they watch the game. Good riddance, there goes that Spider-Man!